From Twitter 01-15-2011

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• 00:39:01: @moominboy the sad thing is, its just Budweiser and I'm a lightweight these days. Though I'm still conscious so win!
  
• 00:39:50: @moominboy and then my combat hamster would beat me up and eat my food!
  
• 00:40:58: @KingOfAnkh keep drinking!
  
• 00:42:06: @KingOfAnkh how do I get these attractive women in my timeline to add to my hot guys? Lol
  
• 01:02:59: RT @KingOfAnkh: Religion is proven, God exists. Women have two breasts, men have two hands. Surely this is not down to Darwinian evoluti ...
  
• 01:03:46: @KingOfAnkh women have two breasts and two hands...and the brains to create strap-ons...
  
• 01:06:39: @KingOfAnkh god, the devil, whatever, the lesbians are happy
  
• 01:08:16: @KingOfAnkh what sort of deal?
  
• 01:11:05: @KingOfAnkh er, to be honest, I think I'm going to end this line of conversation. I'm not that drunk for public twittering
  
• 01:13:37: @KingOfAnkh i'll look into it.
  
• 01:14:46: d-runk
  
• 01:46:42: Apologies to all for drunk tweets
  
• 02:28:17: a ha ha
  
• 02:31:52: I've been tweeting since 2007, cutting since 2001, stopped in 2009. Did I tweet about cutting? I don't remember.
  
• 02:35:48: fuck
  
• 03:17:39: Stupid things what I have done today: cut deep enough to freak myself out and go to a&e about
  
• 03:37:03: @KingOfAnkh I know, hence the stupid things bit. Thanks though.
  
• 03:39:06: A cup of tea, painkillers, an episode of TNG then bed I think.
  
• 03:43:23: @KingOfAnkh 1.17 - when the mystical race steals a bunch of kids from the enterprise including Wesley Crusher.
  
• 03:46:40: @KingOfAnkh yes! that's the one! Wesley Crusher saves the day once more.
  
• 03:49:54: @KingOfAnkh hee worse some horrible jumpers in that first year.
  
• 03:54:42: @KingOfAnkh I watched two episodes earlier when he was wearing this hideous orange thing. It was painful. It had ruffles!
  
• 03:56:54: @KingOfAnkh I promise you, orange, with ruffles.
  
• 04:09:35: @KingOfAnkh about the middle
  
• 04:10:33: @Million_Moments - http://bit.ly/hYZyWE - Omg Castle/Beckett!!!!! #Castle
  
• 04:13:08: okay, maybe it's time for bed.
  
• 10:04:33: Brain, let's go back to sleep, we get two precipus days where the builders aren't hammering or drilling
  
• 10:20:51: @l1lly_c I think it only effects ppl born after 2009
  
• 10:24:43: My flat looks like there someone went at it with a baseball bat. The sad thing is, that's not cause of the beer...
  
• 15:05:00: @l1lly_c here's a good article about - http://bit.ly/gKIvLJ
  
• 15:05:29: No, your zodiac sign hasn't changed – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs http://t.co/oOulaO9 via @cnn
  
• 15:09:26: Wesley Crusher's horrible orange jumper @KingOfAnkh - http://bit.ly/fqtlyp and http://bit.ly/gNAN1s did @wilw have any say in these jumpers?
  
• 15:09:56: @flyersun maybe this would help? You can't bite these things!
  
• 17:10:18: 53 Helen/Nikola icons #sanctuary http://j.mp/hKJNwo
  
• 17:10:23: fandom stuff: 53 Helen/Nikola icons #sanctuary http://bit.ly/fvfDti
  
• 17:13:36: @SaraAxman lol
  
• 18:17:57: I'll have to get some dressings and a bandage tomorrow
  
• 19:04:54: i need tea.
  
• 19:22:52: Weird things what I have found today: While looking at pictures of Lady Godiva, I found a greyhound dressed up at Lady Godiva....
  
• 19:23:30: A greyhound dressed as Lady Godiva, apparently... - http://bit.ly/gZcy6c
  
• 22:09:41: Just cried my eyes out at the end of Voyage Of The Dawn Treader
  
• 22:44:55: Guess I should go to bed soon. Feeling pretty awful.
  

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