Lurgy

[renfys]

I have a cold.

I hate having a cold. 

Here are some things I would prefer:

I once fractured my ankle in two places and damaged my tendons - still better than a cold.

I once had period pain so bad I threw up solidly for 12 hours and had to have two injections in my arse for the pain and nausea - still better than a cold.

I had a liver biopsy; the worst pain I have EVER experienced had to lie on my side for 12 hours afterwards, eat my dinner (the only meal I'd been allowed to have that day) lying on my side,  deal with my drunk ass dad and useless ex-boyfriend, and use a commode - still better than a cold.

Comments

[angelofthenorth]

Commiserations. Colds are an underrated nuisance.